SolesCards

SolesCards

Created with DeckSmith

Several cards of questionable quality loosely themed around our friend group...

Cards

Heavily Compacted Bullets

Be terrified, naive adventurer, for the power before you is mighty...

• Time Between Bullets -1 seconds
• Bursts +10
• Bullet Speed -20%
• Health -20%

Beached Whale

Be massive, like the whales of old, thin adventurer, for it is your destiny...

• Health +1000%
• Reload Time +50%

TIGGER

Do your bullets not bounce enough? Well, have I got the solution for you, at the cheap price of significantly reduced health!

• Bounces +20
• Health -20%

Become Sam

Be wary, noble adventurer, for all good things come at a cost...

• Ammunition +5
• Attack Speed -40%
• Damage +50%
• Reload Time +50%

Become Lemon

Be warned, wicked adventurer, for the cost of power is immense...

• Reload Time -20%
• Bounces +3
• Bullet Speed +250%
• Ammunition +3

Become Lime

Be shaken, wayward adventurer, for the benefits of power carry a staggering cost...

• Health -80%
• Damage +500%
• Reload Time -20%
• Bounces +3

Become SoleTick

Be disgusted, vile adventurer, for the strength before you is debilitating...

• Damage +1000%
• Ammunition -100
• Reload Time +30%

Point and Click

It's simple, really...

• Bullet Speed +1000%
• Reload Time +50%
• Damage -20%

Become Sykes

Be enlightened, young adventurer, for your destiny is not one of arrows in knees...

• Damage +30%
• Health +30%
• Attack Speed -40%
• Ammunition -2

Become Moth

Be wise, unfortunate adventurer, for insanity is rampant, and the asylums are full...

• Damage +10%
• Health +10%
• Reload Time -10%
• Ammunition +2
• Bursts +1
• Time Between Bullets -0.1 seconds
• Attack Speed -10%
• Bounces +1
• Bullet Speed +10%

Become Weak

Be interested, simple adventurer, for not many deliberately choose the path of weakness...

• Damage -10%
• Bullet Speed -50%
• Reload Time +10%

Flatulence

Better out than in...

• Bursts +10
• Time Between Bullets +0.1 seconds
• Bullet Speed -20%

Constipation

You like to hold grudges.

• Bullet Speed -60%
• Time Between Bullets +0.2 seconds
• Bursts +2
• Ammunition +20
• Projectiles +4

Diarrhea

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! Or something like that...

• Damage +50%
• Projectiles +1
• Bursts +4
• Time Between Bullets +0.1 seconds
• Ammunition -5

Waldo

You found him.

• Damage +100%
• Health +100%
• Reload Time -20%
• Ammunition +3
• Projectiles +1
• Bursts +1
• Time Between Bullets +0.2 seconds
• Attack Speed -20%
• Bullet Speed +100%

Creeper

Creeper! Aw, man!

• Damage +100%
• Ammunition -100
• Reload Time +30%

Beached Youth

Be massive, like this motionless youth, thin adventurer, for it is your destiny...

• Health +1001%
• Reload Time +51%

Scam

Is it too good to be true?

• Ammunition +1

Pooper

This Super Dad knows what's happening.

• Ammunition +0

Couch Potato

Legend tells of a being, half root vegetable, half flesh, completely couch...

• Damage +1%
• Health +1%

Die Peasants

No more existing, pathetic plebians

• Damage +100%
• Reload Time +30%
• Bullet Speed +30%

Um

Um

• Ammunition +100
• Damage -80%
• Bullet Speed -50%